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Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage". Editor: Sir . It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? " Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: " We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm ...

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, I will give each of you just one wish . Me first! Me first! says the admin clerk. I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world. Poof! She is gone. Me next! Me next! says the sales rep. I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life. Poof! He is gone. OK, you are up, the Genie says to the manager. The manager says: I want those two back in the office after lunch. Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say. A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung ...

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After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS ' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit S: Something tightened in cockpit P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-order. P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent S: Cannot reproduce problem o...

This is a real episode which happened during the interview rounds of IIM for the class of 2004. Interviewer said, "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!" The candidate thought for a while and said, "My choice is one really difficult question." "Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice!" said the interviewer. Here is your question: "What comes first, Day or Night?" The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depended on the correctness of the answer to that one question. He thought for a while and said," It's DAY" sir!" "How?" the interviewer asked. "Sorry sir, you promised me that you would not ask me a SECOND difficult question!" He was selected for IIM . Moral : Technical Skill is the Mastery of Complexity, while Creativity is the Mastery of Simplicity.

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous . They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy'...

Forgiving or punishing the terrorists is left to God. But, fixing their appointment with God is our responsibility - Indian Army Updated statement for this IN S/W INDUSTRY........ Forgiving or punishing the Developer is left to Manager. But, fixing their appointment with Manager is our responsibility - Tester We all knew that..... but this one is damn good. Forgiving or punishing the Manager is left to Client. But, fixing their appointment with Client is our responsibility - Developer

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Ju dge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?” Wife: “I couldn’t lift the table.” “What did one ghost say to another?” “Do you believe in people?” My friend has a fine watch dog. At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak. “Room Service? Can you send up a towel?” “Please wait someone else is using it.” When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance. “Where did you get those big eyes?” “They came with the face.” I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls. But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not. It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !! “Look, guide, here are some lion tracks.” “Good. You see where they go and I’ll find out where they came from.” “Do you think I”ll lose my looks as I get ol...

Physics Exam I have read an interesting joke in the following link : http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Physics_Exam. I found it interesting and useful so i am sharing it with you all. The following concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen: "Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer." One student replied: "You tie a long piece of string to the neck of the barometer, then lower the barometer from the roof of the skyscraper to the ground. The length of the string plus the length of the barometer will equal the height of the building." This highly original answer so incensed the examiner that the student was failed immediately. He appealed on the grounds that his answer was indisputably correct, and the university appointed an independent arbiter to decide the case. The arbiter judged that the answer was indeed correct, but did not display any noticeable knowledge of physics. To resolve the problem it wa...

S heep Story Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt.The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and asks the shepherd, "If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?" The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies, "Okay." The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Website, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and pivot tables. He then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech mini-printer, turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1,586 sheep." The shepherd cheers, "That's correct, you can have your sheep." The young man takes an animal and puts it in the ...